BUT I'M BRAVE

Now she is sassy and complains when she doesn't like what's for dinner. And its awesome.

"Kids aren't supposed to be left at home alone...apparently."

Feeling warning or whatever.

I had to suppress a laugh.

"I want to die." It was the first thing she said to me Friday morning.

And..here it comes.

We only had a few minutes to pack up her things....she grabbed the tent.

"We should get placebo pills..."

I found a broken cup in her laundry basket. I wasn't snooping. She had lost her headphones, couldn't find them for a week. She was...

We made it for 10 minutes this time.

Contains Frozen 2 Spoilers

"Ya, what should we be doing about that?"

"Tag. You're it."

I was tucking her into bed and she stared setting her alarm for 6am. I pled with her "Why? Why would you do that? Please just sleep. You...

What a little twerp.

Why they lie

She takes the candle off the mantelpiece, Every night around 8:30. She puts it on the table and we sit, Every night around 8:30. She...