Now she is sassy and complains when she doesn't like what's for dinner. And its awesome.

"Kids aren't supposed to be left at home alone...apparently."

Feeling warning or whatever.

I had to suppress a laugh.

"I want to die." It was the first thing she said to me Friday morning.

And..here it comes.

We only had a few minutes to pack up her things....she grabbed the tent.

"We should get placebo pills..."

I found a broken cup in her laundry basket. I wasn't snooping. She had lost her headphones, couldn't find them for a week. She was...

We made it for 10 minutes this time.

Contains Frozen 2 Spoilers

"Ya, what should we be doing about that?"

"Tag. You're it."

I was tucking her into bed and she stared setting her alarm for 6am. I pled with her "Why? Why would you do that? Please just sleep. You...

What a little twerp.

Why they lie

She takes the candle off the mantelpiece, Every night around 8:30. She puts it on the table and we sit, Every night around 8:30. She...